I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Success! We fucked roommates!
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