uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
