He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Your mouth is God's brothel.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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