They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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