if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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