i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
