I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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