You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Randomize
