I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
there is glitter all over my balls
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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