So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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