I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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