My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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