He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
