weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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