Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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