Midget sex pt 2 tonight
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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