since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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