if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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