office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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