kristin has been a bad kristin
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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