If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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