It's Friday. Sex?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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