How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
