Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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