What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
