i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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