Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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