this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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