Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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