What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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