My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Im part way to drunk.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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