Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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