We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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