No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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