is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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