we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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