The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
This house was built for laser tag.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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