just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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