it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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