Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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