I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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go home
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Randomize
