Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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