pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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