dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Randomize
