Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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