after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
this just has baby written all over it
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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