Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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