i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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