You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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