You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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