Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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